tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661163375079341944.post4839638314990606105..comments2024-01-22T05:48:27.604-05:00Comments on Skull-A-Day: [CONTEST] Win a Shamrock Skull Shirt!Noahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10400821865248079877noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661163375079341944.post-6157228975927759252010-03-08T15:02:41.883-05:002010-03-08T15:02:41.883-05:00OK - no laughing, please! Some of the competition ...OK - no laughing, please! Some of the competition is pretty pitiful, too!!!<br /><br />There once was a good-hearted skull<br />Who was, I'm afraid, quite dull.<br />Till Noah came along<br />And to skulls sang a love song.<br />Now this skull feels quite wonderful!Lesliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03585315320813814517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661163375079341944.post-143603969059763242010-03-08T15:00:41.310-05:002010-03-08T15:00:41.310-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Lesliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03585315320813814517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661163375079341944.post-80211853908676855032010-03-06T14:31:51.599-05:002010-03-06T14:31:51.599-05:00There once was a skull name Douglass,
who had an e...There once was a skull name Douglass,<br />who had an eye for a special young lass.<br />So he made her a shirt,<br />but his feelings got hurt,<br />when she said that would get him no ass.Tatmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12627722226926045033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661163375079341944.post-254282375357414902010-03-06T09:58:33.216-05:002010-03-06T09:58:33.216-05:00IRISH TRILOGY - PART 2 - SMITHWICK'S
'Tis...IRISH TRILOGY - PART 2 - SMITHWICK'S<br /><br />'Tis sure I'll be wearing the green,<br /><br />When the calendar says March seventeen,<br /><br />To help me to think,<br /><br />It Smithwick's I drink,<br /><br />Just try some, you'll know what I mean.Randyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02994854988247527432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661163375079341944.post-83000443619942860702010-03-05T15:47:33.220-05:002010-03-05T15:47:33.220-05:00fun!
There once was a man named O'Skullett
Wh...fun!<br /><br />There once was a man named O'Skullett<br />Who poured a whole pint down his gullet. <br /><br />While his friends scoffed and laughed, <br />He just pulled off his hat,<br />To reveal a red-haired Irish mullet. <br /><br />@andreagouletUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08098293237718787076noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661163375079341944.post-13574080800507744102010-03-05T10:21:46.581-05:002010-03-05T10:21:46.581-05:00there once was a skull named patie
he wasnt much o...there once was a skull named patie<br />he wasnt much of a fatty<br />he was just skin and bones<br />no one left him alone<br />until the day he went batty<br /><br />skull44_44@yahoo.com44skull44https://www.blogger.com/profile/03937525739820560792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661163375079341944.post-39907356172080371002010-03-03T19:54:02.853-05:002010-03-03T19:54:02.853-05:00There once was a skull, name of Marty,
Who was par...There once was a skull, name of Marty,<br />Who was partial to brews rich and hearty.<br />Someone slipped him a mug,<br />Marty cut quite a rug,<br />Guiness made him the life of the party.<br /><br />carolena1948@yahoo.comBonBonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07289943627963532163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661163375079341944.post-54893115847168852142010-03-03T08:04:04.391-05:002010-03-03T08:04:04.391-05:00Without a skull you'd be in trouble
That all i...Without a skull you'd be in trouble<br />That all important bone bubble<br />Missing it your head would pool on the pillow like a slug<br />But that would be good for making your little sister shriek "UGH!"Chris Z.https://www.blogger.com/profile/18112330343094224668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661163375079341944.post-90130104003321310462010-03-02T21:35:12.066-05:002010-03-02T21:35:12.066-05:00Green tears sparkling on his cracked lacrimal,
Yor...Green tears sparkling on his cracked lacrimal,<br />Yorick struggled to be understandable:<br />"I'm like a mint jolly roger,<br />I can't swallow my lager,<br />And where the hell is my mandible?"<br /><br />;)<br /><a href="http://www.scienceblogs.com/bioephemera" rel="nofollow">bioephemera</a><br /><br />bioephemera@gmail.combioephemerahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11236131204289070096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661163375079341944.post-85138438331971814432010-03-02T17:25:31.719-05:002010-03-02T17:25:31.719-05:00Last week, I was laying in bed
Trying to keep Anat...Last week, I was laying in bed<br />Trying to keep Anatomy in my head<br />I wish they'd invent Retanium<br />So I could memorize parts of the cranium<br />I knew I shouldn't have gone for Pre-Med<br /><br />Contact at kittybirg AT hotmail DOT com.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661163375079341944.post-56963499167720571522010-03-02T13:27:35.514-05:002010-03-02T13:27:35.514-05:00Jake Lundgren
(jakelundgren@hotmail.com)
There wa...Jake Lundgren<br />(jakelundgren@hotmail.com)<br /><br />There was a leprechaun with and broken spleen.<br /><br />And this leprechaun was really mean.<br /><br />The leprechaun did a dance.<br /><br />And he messed in his pants.<br /><br />So his undies were no longer green.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14551458552618831160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661163375079341944.post-47014912654646659172010-03-02T13:14:35.699-05:002010-03-02T13:14:35.699-05:00Nathan Hamilton
fromhell13@aol.com
Said the Skull...Nathan Hamilton<br />fromhell13@aol.com<br /><br />Said the Skull to his cranial peer<br />I have quite a problem, I fear<br />St. Pattys is Grand<br />But I have no hands<br />So how will I drink the green beer?SonOfCelluloidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02765342506491257830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661163375079341944.post-79884516127071169782010-03-02T07:35:54.251-05:002010-03-02T07:35:54.251-05:00There once was a girl from Glenroe
Who really love...There once was a girl from Glenroe<br />Who really loved bone<br />But when it was in a skull version<br />Was really her perversion<br /><br />lulubelle79@hotmail.comlulubellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07868184277429835198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661163375079341944.post-65641734887022575522010-03-02T07:34:15.629-05:002010-03-02T07:34:15.629-05:00There once was a girl from Glenroe
Who really love...There once was a girl from Glenroe<br />Who really loved bone<br />But when it was in a skull version<br />Was really her perversionlulubellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07868184277429835198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661163375079341944.post-10321650480273678572010-03-02T02:06:57.498-05:002010-03-02T02:06:57.498-05:00There once was a leprechaun lad,
Who thought skull...There once was a leprechaun lad,<br />Who thought skulls were great to be had.<br />So he went 'round lopping heads,<br />And made tasty sweetbreads,<br />Juggling skulls and laughing like mad.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11236314980992581139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661163375079341944.post-69377982817726858492010-03-01T19:13:27.089-05:002010-03-01T19:13:27.089-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12244847609442186393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661163375079341944.post-12512760932665889922010-03-01T16:58:11.010-05:002010-03-01T16:58:11.010-05:00My best friend as a child was a snake,
We'd ga...My best friend as a child was a snake,<br />We'd garden and skip rope and bake,<br />But St. Patrick ran free,<br />Chased my friend to the sea,<br />Now I drink rye to soothe my heartache.biddypunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12654071655050058679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661163375079341944.post-46036853944946268552010-03-01T15:06:31.056-05:002010-03-01T15:06:31.056-05:00There once was a bone mate named Patty
whose breas...There once was a bone mate named Patty<br />whose breast-meat has long since been fatty<br />They fell to her knees<br />As she hung from the trees<br />for stealing some corned beef and cabby<br /><br />:)b13https://www.blogger.com/profile/04579126816328421810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661163375079341944.post-1579655541440866672010-03-01T14:36:14.902-05:002010-03-01T14:36:14.902-05:00It's in my blood to love the shamrock,
Raise ...It's in my blood to love the shamrock,<br /> Raise my class and toast the Loch.<br />These bones do relish sweet Tillamore Dew<br />One sip of their best and you'll be Irish too.<br />Bless ol'St.Pat, a dear saint we never mock.<br /><br />amanda_h41@hotmail.comluvskullshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14490246284239544346noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661163375079341944.post-30286611642845603012010-03-01T14:20:17.543-05:002010-03-01T14:20:17.543-05:00My name, Cara, is Irish for "Beloved Friend,&...My name, Cara, is Irish for "Beloved Friend," and I'm also a redhead. <br /><br />Here's my limerick:<br /><br />There was a redhead of great charm<br />Who danced jigs with a friend on each arm.<br />As she drank her green beer,<br />She yelled out a cheer<br />And sung phrases of love and smarm.<br /><br />(I meant the use of *smarm* to mean: “the love between friends that does not have a component of sexual desire. It is the type of relationship where either person would die for the other, where the single greatest motivation of each is the welfare of the other rather than himself.” (from The Temple of Smarm, found <a href="http://home.netcom.com/~nobleone/smarmdef.htm" rel="nofollow"> here </a>)<br /><br />Me- gregariousfactotum@hotmail.com<br /><br />Hope I win!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661163375079341944.post-32585370077241943912010-03-01T14:11:27.668-05:002010-03-01T14:11:27.668-05:00A skull a day makes the Lepercon playA skull a day makes the Lepercon playBoneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05821352604150330240noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661163375079341944.post-67900381417903002312010-03-01T14:05:28.837-05:002010-03-01T14:05:28.837-05:00Enter me into the contest. webmaster At hauntseek...Enter me into the contest. webmaster At hauntseeker dot com<br /><br />Here is my thing.<br /><br />What do you call a skull you can't feel? A numbskull LOLDeathtouchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04930156784305789282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661163375079341944.post-86132036878548730012010-03-01T14:04:22.739-05:002010-03-01T14:04:22.739-05:00I stare at a mouldering skull,
As he stares back a...I stare at a mouldering skull,<br />As he stares back and we mull,<br />O'er the secrets of life,<br />And the mysteries of death,<br />And how we got in this dank dungeon cell.<br /><br />Demonsrage@gmail.comUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15416262541807365395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661163375079341944.post-76619368430143859452010-03-01T13:22:34.667-05:002010-03-01T13:22:34.667-05:00Behold this skull that I carry,
With a grin that s...Behold this skull that I carry,<br />With a grin that strikes as quite merry.<br />The skin's all sloughed off,<br />the brain's gone quite soft,<br />but his grin will never desert me!<br /><br />darkdsurion@gmail.comDsurionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00915075218360741795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661163375079341944.post-83716152264339462442010-03-01T12:27:17.285-05:002010-03-01T12:27:17.285-05:00There is a bone in your head.
People only get to s...There is a bone in your head.<br />People only get to see it after your dead.<br />Lift too many pints on St. Patty's Day,<br />And you'll skip heading home instead.danimalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05354599608208953731noreply@blogger.com