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Skelly is running from indians.
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Manifest destiny backfired, he ran out of bullets and they want his firewater.
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He cheated by using a slingshot during a frog giggin' competition for land rights.
Just when Slim thought it would be safe to return to the pond, he found out otherwise. Gone were the days when a skeleton could just pass the time popping off a few frogs with his wrist rocket. No, now it seemed that even the amphibians were organized enough to hire muscle for protection. Protection from who you might ask? Well, protection from sling shot shooting skeletons that's who. Of course it only made sense to hire the meanest and mangiest dogs in the West. So, Slim is now running for his life(?), hoping to at least hang on to the one lily pad leaper that might get him enough gold to buy that casket he'd always dreamed of ever since he was just a soup bone.
ReplyDeleteIs running from Chuck Norris, obviusly.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad this is a random drawing. I wrote all of that and PotedaiaGirl beats me with six words. Good work!
ReplyDeleteSkelly is running from his death!
ReplyDeleteHe is running from a rabid band of porcupines even though, silly skeleton, he can't possibly be harmed by their quills. I think the slingshot got him in trouble. Again. Will he never learn?
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Skelly ran until he couldn't run anymore. He ran until the space where his lungs used to be burned. The void where his leg muscles were felt like it had been filled with boiling water. If he had had any tissue left in his side, it would have stiched him up tight. Despite all the pain, Skelly kept running.
ReplyDeleteIt was hard to run in boots when Skelly had no feet. It was a challenge, to say the least, to smoke a nub of a long-dead stogy without lips. It was near impossible to drink rotgut whiskey when one lacks guts to rot. Skelly was running against the odds.
The only thing Skelly had a firm grasp of was his trusty revolver and the bone-dry determination to use it. He'd use it on, at, or near whoever or whatever got in his way. Skelly had to keep running because if he stopped, his bandolier would fall down past his flayed pelvis and fall at his feet.
He ran to keep his bullets, and he ran to keep from using them. If he stopped, he'd have to turn and fire. He'd have to squint out of the corner of his fleshless eyesocket and take aim, and squeeze the trigger with his skinless phalange.
Then he'd keep on running. Skelly's pursuer could not be felled by something so insignifcant as a bullet.
Skelly ran from himself.
is running for reelection.
ReplyDeletehe's running from the closet.
ReplyDeleteLol - cute shirt! I'd say he is running from a reflection of himself! ~ :) THanks!
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Skelly is Run DMC
ReplyDeleteRunning on empty.
ReplyDeleteOh, he's running from the bone collector... damn that Denzel!
ReplyDeletefrom your mom....BURNED!
ReplyDeleteHe is runnig from Noah Scalin...
ReplyDeleteClearly, with his slingshot and bullet-belt, undeclared food products and other miscellanious banned items, Skelly is running from customs officers.
ReplyDeleteSkelly is running from Texas now that Bush has moved back in.
ReplyDeleteHe already destroyed the country, now imagine the havoc he'll create when his energies are concentrated in one state!!!
Skelly is running from the current economic crisis, instead of giving the economy a boost by buying clever goods from fellow Americans.
ReplyDeleteWhat a bonehead.
Run! Its the LIVING!
ReplyDeleteI think he's running from Zombies, but he doesn't know that becasue he has no flesh, he has no reason to run! :)
ReplyDeleteSkelly is running from the last varmint that he had a misunderstanding with. Somehow someone got the wrong idea and though Skelly had another ace up his sleeve.
ReplyDeleteMy ex-wife, maybe?
ReplyDeleteThe kid shirt: Pop Idiot Skelly is running from the local neighborhood anarchist hippie house because he stole one of their chickens (note, they've already shot his hat with an arrow). Little does he know, you can run, but you can't hide from anarchist hippies...they always find you!
ReplyDeleterunning from is shadow! very scary......
ReplyDeleteHe's running from the skelly dog, Mmmm tasty bones
ReplyDeleteSkelly accidentally entered the lobby of the hotel where contestants of the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show were staying.
ReplyDeleteHe is not running from something, he is running to get his new shirt!
ReplyDeleteHe's running from whoever he just shot with that slingshot--possibly a girl since he's got a frog in the other hand. We all know that boy skeletons think it's funny to put a frog in a girl's ribcage!
ReplyDeleteSkelly, having had a few swigs from his bottle, was feeling chatty. He sidled up to the contestant with the pink bandanna around her neck, and with a wink, asked her about her "secret ingredient". The girl fixed her dark, birdlike eyes on him, letting the corner of her lip curl with scorn. Dropping her spoon, she let out a howl: "DADDDAYYY!"
ReplyDeleteSkelly felt the ground behind him quiver. He turned his head, and in an instant, perceived the claws, the teeth, the little arms flailing with rage.
T-Rex.
Skelly is running from his girlfriend Skella whom he just scared to death by leaving a dead rubber chicken at her front step and then wacked her in the rump a good one with his sling shot as she looked around her front yard trying to find him. He's running so fast because he knows when she gets a hold of him he's gonna wish he had some meat on his bones to absorb the blows she gonna give him. PS. I really want this shirt. lol
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ReplyDeleteHe's running from the drill sergeant in Full Metal Jacket.
ReplyDeleteHe's running from the Pace Picante crowd. Get a rope....
ReplyDeleteshe didn't tell me she was married!
ReplyDeleteSkelly is running from Hello Kitty singing in a rainbow bubblebath while feeding sugar cubes to a unicorn...it's the stuff of nightmares, no?...rabbithorns(at)gmail(dot)com
ReplyDeleteskelly is running away for the angle of life- the equivalent threat to the living's angle of death. after doing his best to stay among the dead (drinkin', smkin' and shootin' all around), some celestial being came to the conclusion that "nope, you're nice enough and we'll give you another chance on earth. what do you have to say about that?" skelly just took of and his dead-as-dead-can-be legs and got the earth out of there... he is still running
ReplyDeleteHe's been running so long he's forgotten what he's running from!
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Skelly thought he was bad, but when he caught glimpse of his angry girlfriend (whom of which he forgot to celebrate Valentine's Day with), he jumped out of his skin and took off into the hills...
ReplyDeleteThe 'adult' skelly is running from the bartender. Not only did he not pay for the booze he tried to rob the bar!
ReplyDeleteThe 'kid' skelly is running away from the bartender too (!) because he's his dad and he caught skipping school.
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