Monday, June 4, 2007
[BIO] Citizen Agent
Citizen Agent who remains anonymous chose to give his bio in Q&A format:
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
I have NATO to thank.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
June 3, 2008
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Depends on the hand doing the writing
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
What is this an interrogation?
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
My therapist keeps telling me I first need to be friends with myself
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
No, never, that would be wrong
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yes, but they are promised to someone who needs a transplant
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
When I jump off a building, there is reason for me not wanting to go back up
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Whether they look suspicious
15. RED OR PINK?
What are you a bunch of Communists?
16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
17. WHAT DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
What are you part of homeland security?
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
a voice inside my head said don't look back, you can never look back
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE
23. FAVORITE SMELL(S)?
Red Mr. Sketch markers
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
That's on a need to know
25. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?
Sure the CIA uses them
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
27. HAIR COLOR?
28. EYE COLOR?
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Those eyes don't change themselves
30. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Something the government filmed
31. SAD OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
I already told you I like Ice Cream
32. FAVORITE JOB?
That's a bit too personal
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
34. FAVORITE SEASON?
35. HUGS OR KISSES?
Hugs don't give you herpes
37. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE CLASS IN HIGH SCHOOL?
Home Economics, it taught me to cook and sew
38. FAVORITE ACTIVITY?
Commenting on Skull-A-Day
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
I'm on the computer now
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
A "Computer-Aided Display Control". (duh)
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
42. FAVORITE SOUND(S).
One hand clapping, trees falling in the woods when no one is around to hear them
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
You said you want a revolution
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
I'm never far from home at a computer
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
I am good at all I do
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN
47. FAVORITE REALITY SHOW?
48. PAPER OR PLASTIC?